More Ridiculous Stuff I'd Buy If I Could Afford It

Ever since my velociraptor costume post, I started thinking about everything I would buy if I could swing it. So without further ado...

Ridiculous Shit I'd Buy If I Had A Crazy Large Disposable Income (In Pictures!)

To clarify, I mean the time machine, NOT Doc Brown and Marty McFly. That would be weird.

Oh, what the hell

Twofer! I want both the hoverboard AND the self-lacing sneakers.

'Cause I didn't have one as a kid

Life-sized

Wow, that's a bunch of useless crap. Maybe being broke is a blessing in disguise.